Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Chow Down at Chick-Fil-A ( YouTube) Lyrics

Chow Down (at Chick-fil-A)

LYRICS


YouTube Drag Queens take on Chick-Fil-A!



======================================================


Willam Belli….Detox…and Vicky…

You might feel shamed

(You should feel shamed)

Detox: “You’re an abomination”

We might cross dress but that’s not what’s to blame

Willam: Making your coins but it’s all for food

We’ll do anything… we’re down for groups

After taking some dudes from behind

Detox: “I’m a top!”

All we want to score is chicken fried

Oh…

Some day somebody’s gonna make you wanna gobble up a waffle fry

But no, go, don’t ya know, Chick-Fil-A say you make the baby Jesus cry

Detox: “Baby who?”

Dudes with boobs, gay for pay – even dykes say “YAY!”

Chow down at Chick-Fil-A,

Chow down at Chick-Fil-A, even if you’re gay

Detox: “Even if you’re gay”

Chow down at Chick-Fil-A

Vicky: “I know what I want.”

Willam: Have it you’re way (Have it your way)

Detox: Yeah, take that shit.

BK, McD’s, Subway all taste the same

Willam: Preservatives!

You’re tired of eating meat that just went “moo”

Detox: “Moooo!”

Vicky: “Sorry ‘bout it!”

Willam: Taco Tuesday makes your butt spew (insert flatulence)

Vicky: “That’s gross.”

Willam: Please don’t sue us for libel, we just want a little meat without your bible

Willam: Ooohoohoooohhh

Someday somebody’s gonna make you wanna gobble up a waffle fry

But no, go, don’t you know Chick-Fil-A say you make the Baby Jesus want to cry

Uhhhhh

Dudes with boobs, gay for pay, even dykes say “Yay!”

So chow down at Chick-Fil-A, Chow down at Chick-Fil-A

Even if you’re gay (Even if you’re gay)

Chow down at Chick-Fil-A

Willam: Chow down at Chick-Fil-A, don’t matter if you’re gay

Detox: Yeah. Doesn’t matter.

Willam: I said no mayonnaise. FUCK!!!!

Detox: God damn it.

Willam: Spicy fried chicken may burn, hold ups and rings for days but that chicken’s worth the pain

Detox: Yeah, yeah, yeah

Detox rap:

I see a rainbow and on the other side there was a bucket of Polynesian sauce for me to dip my nuggets in

Was it because I lived my life so gay I should not eat Chick-Fil-A - I’m gonna eat it anyway

(Vicky: Yes)

But what if you are a Jew? They need a kosher meal too, to bring their life to a new

(Vicky: What?)

Those anxieties, it’s awful, now there’s tears in my eyes, no more waffle fries

(Vicky: Aw, man)

My only bleeding hope is for the fags that can’t cope, with the fact that they hate gays but the food is so dope

The chicken to blame, it shouldn’t cater to your own thing, what a shame they don’t enjoy the chicken broiler flame

You’ll get fisted but to eat there is delicious, well I’ve got an appetite – I ain’t got no pride

We queens are bottomless bliss, forever in the drive thru. Honey mustard on my tits, all for me and none for you

Someday somebody’s gonna make you gobble up a waffle fry

But no, go, don’t you know Chick-Fil-A say you make the baby Jesus cry

(Vicky: No one cares.)

Dudes with boobs, gay for pay, even dykes say - YAY!

So chow down at Chick-Fil-A, chicken chow down, chicken chow down

Detox: I gonna eat up all this s***. That’s mine, that’s mine too.

Chicken chow down, baby!

Vicky: You don’t want to pass that sauce, girl.

Put it in your mouth!

Don’t matter if you’re gay, just chow down at Chick-Fil-A

Vicky: Bible thumpin’ b*****s!

Chicken chow down!

Vicky: You’re awful. I’ve had it!

6 comments:

  1. it's not entirely accurate...
    the part during the rap where you have "Those anxieties" she's saying "closed on Sundays"
    there are some other discrepancies too

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. also during the rap:
      "The chicken to blame, like shootin' candy into your own vein"

      also during the rap:
      "We queens are bottomless pits"

      Delete
    2. also during the rap:
      "What a shame you don't enjoy the chicken broiled by flame"

      Delete
    3. also during the rap, before "But what if you are a Jew?" she says, "They say His promise is true, but what if you are a Jew?..."

      Delete
  2. Now that you have most of the lyrics, plug in your corrections and share the lyrics with the web, I've done my part to get the ball rolling.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Thanks for Posting this, I had trouble getting the rap. I have to disagree about one line; I think the lyric is:

    Spicy fried chicken may burn,
    I'll have sting-ring for days, but
    the chickens worth the pain...

    ReplyDelete